Pujols: Over Rated - Over Paid - Has-been

POO-holes' inevitable slide into baseball's cellar of has-beens has already started, far sooner than even we thought.

As of 4/29, with 88 at bats under his belt, Albert is batting a stinky .216, with 13 strikeouts, no home runs, and only 4 RBI's!

In the last 7 days, Albert Pujols has enjoyed an incredibly lousy .130 batting average, going 3 for 23, which means at the rate the Angels pay Pujols, which works out to be about $631,578 per hit and around $133,333 per at-bat, the Angels paid Pujols $1,894,734 for 3 hits! OUCH!!!

It's pretty sad when someone getting paid $12,000,000 this year plays worse than someone making the league minimum, but then again, Albert Pujols didn't go to the Angels to play baseball.. Albert only jumped the Cardinal's ship and joined the Angels because he is a money-grubbing loser, who wanted to be able to say that he is the highest paid first baseman in the history of the game.

At Bats - 90 - Cost per at bat = $133,333
Hits - 19 - Cost per hit = $631,578
Runs - 7 - Cost per run = $1,714,285
Home Runs - 0 - Cost per home run = A LOT!

And things will only get worse for the Angels fan when they realize Albert Pujols' skills are going downhill fast, while his salary keeps going up every year.

Season  Salary
2010  $16,000,000
2011  $16,000,000
2012  $12,000,000
2013  $16,000,000
2014  $23,000,000
2015  $24,000,000
2016  $25,000,000
2017  $26,000,000
2018  $27,000,000
2019  $28,000,000
2020  $29,000,000
2021  $30,000,000

ALBERT PUJOLS SALARY FUN FACTS!

• With his 2012 $12,000,000 salary, Albert Pujols makes $1,369 per hour
• It would take 787 years for someone on unemployment to make the $12,000,000 Albert Pujols will make this year. 
• With his new contract, Albert Pujols will surpass the annual salary of a school teacher in 0.33 of one at bat.
• With his 2012 $12,000,000 salary, Albert Pujols will surpass the annual salary of a doctor in 4.26 days.

Angels - Pujols Hex: Pujols Stinks So Angels Release Bobby Abreu?

That makes a lot of sense.. Release the player who is not the problem.. The Angels released Bobby Abreu to make up for how bad they (mainly Albert Pujols) are playing. At the time of his release by the Angels, Bobby Abreu had a better batting average, more RBI's, and less strikeouts than Pujols, all while playing in around half the games that Albert had played in up to that point. The LA Angels would be fer better off getting rid of Albert Pujols, especially with all of the negative energy that will continue coming from the midwest, and the hundreds of thousands of the people hoping that Pujols fails - badly. We have seen people around St Louis burn their Pujols jerseys, and completely turn on the money-grubbing Pujols. We have even spoken with one convinced former Pujols fan who says that he put a strong hex on Albert Pujols and his entire new ball club, as the former Pujols fan tuned in to catch the Angels play in the first game of their season against Kansas City. Each game the hex on Pujols and the Angels is renewed with a wild pre-game ritual, and we would have to agree that the Pujols hex seems to be working very well! Albert Pujols is playing so terribly that the Angels already have him batting DH, or maybe Albert just wants to get used to the role he will play for the next 3 years. (We all know Albert Pujols will not last another 9 years, and will most likely be out of the game in 3 years)

When a team with a $151 million payroll and World Series aspirations starts the season eight games under .500 after 20 games, it's only a matter of time before something like this happens. Yeah, you can preach patience for a while, trust in your players' track records, but at some point you're obligated to step in. Friday, it was general manager Jerry Dipoto who had seen enough. In conjunction with manager Mike Scioscia, Dipoto made two bold moves, acting more quickly -- but no less decisively -- than you would have expected after a start this absurdly bad. The bombshell came after Friday's 3-2 loss in Cleveland, the team's second walk-off defeat in a row, when the Angels promoted speedy outfield prospect Mike Trout and bid goodbye to veteran Bobby Abreu, swallowing more than $8 million in the process. Before that, the Angels shuffled a couple of key roles in the bullpen, swapping youngster Jordan Walden for veteran lefty Scott Downs at closer. We still don't know how that will work out, because other members of the Angels' bullpen blew yet another game before their roles arose. We'll begin to learn Saturday how the bolder move plays out. Last year, the Angels waited until June to swallow a bitter, multi-million-dollar pill, releasing pitcher Scott Kazmir after getting virtually nothing for the $12 million it paid him. The fact they waited only three weeks to part with Abreu tells you a little something about expectation levels around this team. You rarely see shake-ups of this magnitude in April, but you rarely see teams with this kind of talent play this poorly for this long. Was Abreu the reason the Angels couldn't get on base or move a runner to save their lives? After just 24 at-bats, he had virtually nothing to do with it. Angels fans have long since turned on Abreu, but let's not forget, he was a good -- borderline great -- player and was one of the few Angels willing to take a walk for years. Will Trout resurrect this team's hopes all by himself? This team had better hope the 20-year-old doesn't think that's his role. The Angels were so upset at Albert Pujols' slump, they released one player and demoted another. But sometimes the journey from 1,000 games back -- or, at least, it feels like it -- begins with a single step. Add up the Kazmir and Abreu moves and former general manager Tony Reagins effectively burned more than $20 million of Arte Moreno's money in less than a year, but Moreno has no one but himself to blame. It was his decision four years ago to go with a two-party system in which he and manager Mike Scioscia shared power while the GM, Reagins, served largely as a figurehead. Dipoto didn't create this situation, but he's charged with cleaning it up. The task might prove more difficult than he originally thought.

Overpriced & Overrated: Pujols Batting Just .268 With NO Homeruns

It really must suck for the Los Angeles Angels fans who expected to see the same productive Albert Pujols that played in St Louis for the last 11 years, only to realize that the Angels are paying an old and washed-up Pujols $254 million only to trick their fans into buying season tickets.

The Angels would have been far better off spending that $254 million given to Pujols on a few good players who would have helped make the team better, instead of paying all $254 million to one player who's best baseball days are behind him in St Louis.

So far this season, Pujols is only hitting at .268, going 11 for 41, with no homeruns, which is actually less production than the Cardinals are getting out of some of their least paid players.

We think that the Angels may be happy for the time being, while all of the Angels fans are still buying Pujols jersey, and tickets to the game, but we feel that the Los Angeles Angels and especially the Los Angeles Angels fans will regret signing Albert Pujols to such a large 10 year deal. Especially when most people think that Pujols has been lying about his age for years, and will only last another year or two at the most.